Simple Golf Tip

The Turbo Encabulator is a brilliant bit of performance gibberish. It's also our standard opener at the ASM summer workshops. We use it to illustrate that technical language without context, without understanding, without meaning is useless. Yes, you can describe the marzul veins and the pre-framulated amulite, but that doesn't mean those things exist or mean anything at all.

And just because you know to snap load your power package that doesn't mean your power cumulator isn't going to break down.

Personally, I'm partial to grip it and rip it.